Meet the Staff - MaryClaire

It would seem you never really know a T&Her until you've seen them outside the shop. The polite and helpful person you met within these doors may be completely different in the real world, and Mary Claire is one example as her sweet and innocent facade is shrugged away the moment her foot hits the pavement. Screaming "Dollar T-Shirts" she will drive callously the wrong way down a one way street. Grazing regularly at a local supermarket she was implicated in the Great Bulk Candy Heist of 2006. And although she was never convicted it is said she is responsible for the assassination of her kindergarten class' hamster "Templeton Peck." However, partial responsibility for her deviant behavior is her speech disorder which not only renders her completely incapable of vulgarity but also causes her volume to fluctuate and often will fade out towards the end of a sentence. The rest of the T&H family is doing their best to help her with this affliction with constant annoyances, hopefully resulting in her screaming profanity at our supportive staffers.

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