Meet the Staff - Ben

Now servicing the Tortoise and Hare staff as their on-call insurance salesman (AFLAC), Ben receives countless late night calls from staff members and a myriad of insurance related questions;
"Can I receive compensation if I twist my ankle?"
"Will I get coverage if I hurt my back in the tub?"
"Can I get cash if I cut myself falling through a window to replace the beer I spilled?"
"Does anyone still get The Clap?"
"Is this growth normal?"
"What if my cousin was struck by lightning, am I eligible for anything?"
"Is 'amputee' spelled with on e or two?"

He stays quite busy.

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