Meet the Staff - Andrew

Andrew is the Tortoise and Hare's cycling aficionado, upon his arrival at the T&H he had put in many an hour in Traverse City's prestigious City Bike Shop. Putting his mechanical engineering degree to good use he designed a ceiling mounted bike tube dispenser for the store. Not stopping there Andrew is also credited with creating the only penis enlarger endorsed by Ironman, reinventing the wheel, erecting the Colossus of Rhodes (Actually, I guessed on that last one, I heard him say something about colossal and erection... I wasn't really paying attention,) and introducing artificial intelligence to the world with his humanoid robot "Inhibitionless Girlfriend."

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