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Meet the Staff - Josh
Towering over the staff at 6"4' Josh
is lovingly referred to as "Lurch" amongst T&H employees. An alumni of
Miami of Ohio University, Josh studied political science and advanced
princess appreciation. A thoughtful and compassionate employee, known
for his sudden bursts of emotion and odd food cravings, he associates
his behavior with his heightened estrogen levels due to his consumption
of large amounts of soy. An unforeseen side affect, however, was his
development of mammary glands comparable to that of a dog in heat. In
spite of his setbacks Josh was invited to join the infamous Tortoise and
Hare Racing Team film crew as the fashion advisor. He uses his acute
analytical skills to evaluate the teams' running form, apparel selection
and overall aesthetics dispensing critical advice in a torrent of
emotionally charged tantrums. Still a critical part of the staff, 3
weeks out of the month, Josh nagged enough to be allowed to head the
swimming and triathlon department where he has excelled.
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